Alan's World

Thanks Mike!

Ps - Mike, you should reblog all my posts so all your ~~fans~~ followers can ‘like’ them.

Does the tumblarity good haha :P

My Tumblarity is solely dependant on Mike’s reblogs of my posts

Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water (Live, ‘73)

This is Not a Good Place To Commit Suicide (via ~ Aaron Reed ~)

How, after watching this commercial, could you buy any dish soap but Dawn? I mean, seriously…

I want to work in a firework testing facility

Happy 4th from me and Marvin Gaye

I'm off to see Public Enemies

I’ll tell John Dillinger you say hi.

me too, although in Santa Barbara

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“Summertime” - Sublime

a perfect song for a perfect day

If nature intended us to talk more than listen, she would have given us two mouths and one ear.

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Anonymous

Things to say during sex

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it must be good to be Ryan Seacrest and look back on all the people that made fun of him and how much more money/fame/women/(men?) he has than them

Lil John in high school. holy crap, that is hilarious

At some point in my life I need to go to Easter Island and see the Moai.

They amaze me.

Wanna come? Awesome.

heck yes!